Who the fuck? I have to describe myself a lot for work. Create fantastic descriptions of what boils down to just another human being trying very hard to scratch out a living under the great, sweaty dick and balls of end stage capitalism. I’ll try to spare you the usual razzle dazzle and keep my introduction simple.
Hi. I’m Fonda Dix. Heather Dix. Fonda Feral. Bonnie Babylon. Satan Jonez. Frankie Chemical. That stupid bitch. That loud mouthed cunt. Etc. I am an internet cryptid and sex worker with an (apparently) unending compulsion to ponder and write.
Why the fuck? I have no idea why I write except for that it feels good. It feels good in a primal, lizard brain way. It feels like hitting mania, but you can spark it whenever you want. Like the first free hit off the drug that comes to mind when you hear anyone’s party hard stories. And living in a world with so few options available to most people to feel that pump of adrenaline and happy stomach roll of satisfaction upon pressing “Publish” makes you lean harder into the “free hits”.
What the fuck? It occurred to me that while I’ve tried to lay out this website like a roadmap to the inside of my spiraling, weirdo head that a bit more explanation, context and clairification might be made available for those who might seek it out. So here’s the what & sometimes why of each section you see up on that handy-dandy navigation bar up top.
Books. Pretty straight the fuck forward if you ask me. Clearly, I have an affinity for writing and eventually (whenever I can sort my fuckin’ life out, mate.) I plan to publish whatever I collect here into actual books. When and how are both questions I’m still contemplating myself so unless you’re coming with an offer, don’t ask.
It’s a series of memoirs. I’ve had the great fortune to lead a very interesting life, especially in the last 5 years or so. Which has made for a lot of content just floating around my head that could otherwise be plucked out in order to entertain anyone who may be led to or stumble across it.
Some of it touches on my (extremely varied) experiences in the lifestyle, some of it talks about my almost two decades spent as a sex worker/general degenerate.
The blog bits of the website are much of the same, but much more current and sprinkle in a generous portion of me losing my mind about the current circumstances of the world overall.